The Idiot Virus Antidote!! you found the cure!!!
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Have you ever wondered if you have the Idiot Virus ? Or do you know someone that you think is infected? Symptoms include: · Staring at the monitor and feeling lost. · Clicking on the keyboard and not getting the anticipated results. · Forwarding “virus alert” emails and then wondering if you just sent your friend a virus. · Having a strong desire to open every email sent to you, even when you have no clue who sent it to you. Having the Idiot Virus often leads to being infected by a more serious computer virus which may greatly affect one’s ability to control the computer. The specially formulated, sterilized compressed gas of the Idiot Virus Counteragent will actually help clear harmful bugs and dust contaminating your keyboard, disk drives and computer vents. Contamination often lead to operator frustration which might lead to making poor decisions when it comes to avoiding the Idiot Virus . While the Idiot Virus Counteragent can not “cure” anything, by taking the following steps you will greatly reduce the symptoms associated with the Idiot Virus . 1. Liberally and frequently apply the Idiot Virus Counteragent to keyboards, disk drives, computer vents and computer work spaces. 2. Never again forward a “virus alert” email! 3. Never again open an email attachment that you were not expecting or that you do not know the sender. 4. Place the Idiot Virus Counteragent in a conspicuous place within your computer workspace where it can be a constant reminder that you will no longer be a victim of the Idiot Virus . Copyright ©2007 by The Idiot Virus Company |
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